Yes, ladies, ’tis a peak time of the year for males to pop issue. Therefore if the regifting list and therefore brand brand new overpriced gymnasium membership haven’t gotten you crazy sufficient, there’s also that whole Figuring Out Your Entire Romantic Livelihood Situation.
But don’t worry your pretty head that is little singleton. It is maybe perhaps perhaps not like Valentine’s is right around the corner or anything day. Oh, wait.
Don’t worry about it — The Post is here now to encapsulate a bookstore’s that is whole of “Why Men Marry Bitches: dirty Aughties Edition.” As well as whatever incarnation of ho-ho-he’s-just-not-that-into-you was passive-aggressively gifted for you this present year, we’ll provide solace if “Want to invest your whole life beside me?” does not get expected in between “Auld Lang Syne” and “Yeah, possibly that available relationship ended up beingn’t such a great concept.”